Top 10 Reasons Moo should give for breaking up:
10) You just can’t give me what I’m looking for
9) Let’s be honest you and I both know you aren’t good enough for me
8) All this was, was a summer fling. I should have done this weeks ago.
7) You are too immature for me
6) You have a stupid car
5) You know how you said you don’t know me that well… well I’m in the Reserves and I’m being shipped to Iran tomorrow
4) Awwww, you thought we were really dating? That’s cute.
3) Its not me, its you.
2) You’re only a 4 and I can only seriously date a minimum of a 7
1) I finally got to the store and picked up some batteries, so I don’t really need you anymore.
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