About 6 months ago the Golden Vagina took a trip to Las Vegas, that's right, Sin City itself. I know what you're thinking and you're probably right. The G.V. was at a cabana party at the Rock Hard which was incredible. She was enjoying the company and the free vodka when WHAM! she sensed a very good looking man scoping her out. Normally, the G.V. isn't shy, modest or demure but this man was so attractive that it made her nervous. He came over to talk to her and then she and her friends were whisked off by a friend who was in charge of the free vodka. Priorities folks, priorities. Later on that evening, the hot man, (we'll call him Paul Revere) found the G.V. and they hit it off. (Interpret that how you will, please). Paul and the G.V. still talk and they are on good terms. He actually is coming to visit her in about 2 weeks.
Present day: The G.V. just recently got out of her first relationship since The Ray. (We shall call this one Weed Pony.) The Weed Pony was and still is a good shit but unfortunately, he wants baby ponies but can't go to work 5 days in a row for 2 weeks, hangs out at strip clubs and can't get past his love for the "high". (I don't see baby ponies in his future anytime soon. Unless some lucky 19 year old from the Hungry Intellect gets knocked up by the Weed Pony.) The G.V. misses the Weed Pony, in spite of his faults but she also isn't sure if the Weed Pony is to be trusted. (The G.V. went to college with many Weed Ponies and became great friends with them, but now that the G.V. is more mature, she realizes that Weed Ponies... well, it's all relative.)
She was re-released into the wild last Friday... nothing to update you on up to this point so just chill til the next episode. Peace fools.
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Yeah, nothing too eventful on Friday, except for the reminents of taco left in my car and on your floor.
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