Friday, August 29, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Introducing... my new iPhone
So about 3 weeks ago, I became the proud owner of the new 3G iPhone and I LOVE it. I mean, I don't just love it, it sort of completes me. When I have a bad day, it makes me smile, with it's shiny little face and email updates. When I am sad, it makes me happy, with it's cute little apple self. When someone calls me and pisses me off, I no longer want to throw my phone out the window. I just simply hang up on said caller and then gently place the phone down on a solid surface so nothing happens to it. Really though, it is great and worth all the hassle I went through to get it. I had to wait almost a month for my little fruit to come in... I swear, people who adopt babies from foreign countries have a faster return rate than I did but not to worry, it all worked out. I know it's super materialistic and superficial and all that but it does allow myself to feel that much cooler than before. I like to think that it enhances the coolness that I already possess. Or think I possess. Or lack of knowledge about the coolness I secretly don't possess. Whatever, it works for me.
Speaking of working for me, I don't know how to operate this cute little maze of intricate electronic genius. I think maybe my fingers are too fat or my brain is too slow or my eyes get too easily distracted by all things shiny. Which ever one of those it is, it's really messin' me up. I get people's numbers and think I've saved them only to go to call that person and WHAMMO! No number to be found. (Granted the few times this happened, I had been enjoying some adult beverages...) I recently learned that I can no longer text and walk at the same time. The little darling is ultra sensitive and instead of writing, "Ok, girl. See u soon!" It comes out as "q# huek& Eed y xppj" which is no good for anyone. I am getting better at answering it, thank God for that. I think that was making not only me nuts but everyone who called me and could hear me talking just not to them, nuts too. And I am learning my way around all the settings, etc. So as you can see, it's been quite the process!
So, yeah, apple makes the cutest, best looking toys out there. I highly recommend this little dude... you know if you want to look cooler than you already are. Or pretend to be.
Speaking of working for me, I don't know how to operate this cute little maze of intricate electronic genius. I think maybe my fingers are too fat or my brain is too slow or my eyes get too easily distracted by all things shiny. Which ever one of those it is, it's really messin' me up. I get people's numbers and think I've saved them only to go to call that person and WHAMMO! No number to be found. (Granted the few times this happened, I had been enjoying some adult beverages...) I recently learned that I can no longer text and walk at the same time. The little darling is ultra sensitive and instead of writing, "Ok, girl. See u soon!" It comes out as "q# huek& Eed y xppj" which is no good for anyone. I am getting better at answering it, thank God for that. I think that was making not only me nuts but everyone who called me and could hear me talking just not to them, nuts too. And I am learning my way around all the settings, etc. So as you can see, it's been quite the process!
So, yeah, apple makes the cutest, best looking toys out there. I highly recommend this little dude... you know if you want to look cooler than you already are. Or pretend to be.
Friday, August 15, 2008
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