Westerville North Gaylords!!

gaylord- The Ultimate insult...in which nothing can outmatch. In using Gaylord you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Gays.

A Gaylord is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined. Unlike many other definitions claim, Gaylord cannot be beaten by "fuck you" or any other insult.

Gaylord is a classic insult used many centuries ago, but recently has become lost in time...fortunatly it is slowely being brought back into everyday use.

Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!!

Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays.

Random Guy 1: Shit, I just got served

(from urbandictionary.com)

Kris Kros - Jump

Pause the game: Things you may not know, may already know, or may need to know about the female sex, a list.

Ok, so after much thought and consideration, I have decided to compose a list of things that women wish men knew and if they already know these things then it's a list we wish they could remember.

1. When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always.


2. You should show a mammoth appreciation for every square inch of our soft, hairless bodies. Waxing hurts like a motherfucker!


3. Dousing yourself in cologne is never sexy. If we wanted you to smell like us, we would date other women. So stick to your natural, God-given scent. We love it. Honest.


4. Like you, we never read Playboy for the articles. We like naked ladies almost as much as you do.


5. Please don't be thrown by the fact we have careers and homes and are independent women; we still need you very much for your love, for your humor, for the way you look at things differently, and for your loving arms around us.


6. Like the fortune cookie says: We love it when you ask us what we want. We also love it when you tell us what to do. In bed.


7. Soft and slow is always the way to go. Then again, sometimes we like it hard and rough.


8. Call us back right away. That "three day" crap does not apply. We're getting older and we don't have time to screw around. Wait too long and we'll lose interest. Trust me on this one.


9. If we come to you with a problem, don't get all Dr. Phil on our asses. We'll figure out the answer on our own. In fact, we already know the answer; we just like hearing ourselves talk.


10. A good plan (i.e., dinner reservations) makes for a perfect evening; no plan (i.e., no dinner reservations) makes for a quick goodbye.


11. Let us catch you looking at us.


12. If it's over, just tell us. If you're sitting around afraid of hurting us, it only makes the relationship so unbearable that we have to break up with you. We're actually stronger than you think, so even though we may cry more than you do, we're way more resilient.


13. Even if cupping your hand in front of your mouth yields no results, you may still have bad breath. It's okay; we all do sometimes. It's just that women appreciate a man who's mastered the art of the brush and floss.


14. Making us wait for your call does not make us more interested; it just makes you seem painfully slow.


15. We'll try anything once. Twice if you ask nicely.


16. The words jugs, rack, and clam are best used when referring to items found in a kitchen. If you're struggling to find ways to describe our anatomy, try to use words that cannot be printed in this magazine. Trust me on this.


17. We'd prefer it if you didn't use your tongue as if you were trying to remove a spot.


18. When we say, "I don't like to play games," it's because we are very experienced at playing games.


19. We are born detectives. So it should be no surprise that a man will always get caught cheating, because, in our eyes, he's always a suspect. It's only a matter of time.


20. We think about sex as much as you do, maybe more. We are simply covert about it.


21. Beware of the vagina, because it can read minds. You should also listen very closely to the vagina. It is a storyteller and a dreamer of dreams.


22. Some of us like cars, sports, and money.


23. We can have sex without expecting a call from you the next day.


24. Whether it's poker, rock climbing, stamp collecting, or fantasy football, we want to know the secret language of your hobbies. (That being said, if you tell us that playing Halo 2 improves the dexterity of your fingers, you'd better be able to prove it.)


25. We enjoy eating a greasy cheeseburger as much as you do. Maybe more.


26. How sexy you look unbathed at a campsite first thing in the morning is as important as how sexy you look in a tux. Then again, looking good in a tux can turn a nice girl into a porn star.


27. If you won't hold our hands in public, we won't blow you in private.


28. Chivalry does not emasculate you or make you our bitch.


29. If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves, you are in big trouble.


30. If, when asking a lady to spend the night, she says no, accept it and do not try to tip the scales with an offer of breakfast. Any girl who is swayed by the prospect of an omelette is probably not a keeper.


31. If we have to ask for it, go fuck yourself.


32. Sexy beats cute. Smart trumps sexy. Funny takes the pot.


33. Sometimes, we drink till you're cute, too.


34. We're way more vulgar than you. We just aren't as loud.


35. You are not the only ones who wish we would stop rambling on about our problems and just make out.


36. Smiling while kissing is so okay... once or twice. It shows us that you're enjoying yourself; more than that and we will get annoyed.


37. You should always pay on the first date.


38. We love it when you pick us up at the airport.


39. Women are crazy. Know that and tuck it away in your manly hearts.


40. Don't go running in fear or in search of the fire extinguisher everytime we start crying. Sometimes tears are a good thing. Stick around for the end result.


41. You say: "I'm intense." We hear: "I'm a psycho." We don't ever want to have an "intense" time at dinner.


42. Never take credit for something we actually did.


43. Men are free to think they're the boss, as long as they know we're the chairman of the board.


44. Many of us prefer a good single-malt Scotch to an apple saketini.


45. Since we let you inside of us, we care a lot about where you've been.


46. Go for the girl who can eat a proper meal. If she's passionate about food, you'll most likely be fortunate in other venues.


47. Don't paint a nasty picture of your exes. We'll justifiably wonder what made you stay in those heinous situations in the first place.


48. Notice the small things. The rewards are inversely proportional.


49. Sometimes we love you way more than we love ourselves.


50. There's something about a man who is a good driver: calm, good reflexes, knows where he's going, gets in and out of situations gracefully, knows when to speed up and slow down. Invariably, he's good in bed.


51. Don't try to figure us out. We don't even understand ourselves. Just think of us as a complex carbohydrate that's good for you.


52. We need you. Sometimes more than we'd like to admit.


53. The hottest man is the one who wants an age-appropriate woman. Case in point: Paul Newman -- still hot; Jack Nicholson -- man boobs. It's Mother Nature's ultimate revenge.


54. A woman will never discuss her boyfriend's "size" if there is anything lacking in that department. It's as much a source of disappointment and embarrassment for us as it is for you. On a related note, we never do unkind impressions of what you look like when you come. Unless, of course, it was a really bad breakup. Then everyone's going to know -- friends, family, work colleagues, the guy who does your dry cleaning.


55. Pull your pants up. You're not fifteen, you're not a rapper, and we need to see the shape of your ass.


56. When you break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with you two or three more times.


57. It's sexy when you cook for us.


58. Sometimes no means "I would have, but you're over thirty and spend your nights playing Xbox."


59. "No" does not mean "Yes, eventually," and if we say "Maybe," we really mean "No."


60. If you're wearing a baseball cap and you're bald...you know we know, right?


61. We only tell you the things we want you to know about us.


62. Some of us prefer "Fletch" or "Bull Durham" to a chick flick anyday of the week.


63. We prefer a man who's going to make $50 million to one who already has it. Women take potential over security every time.


64. Talking is our way of letting off steam, thus minimizing stress, thus minimizing heart problems, thus lengthening our lives by an average of five years. So let us talk. It's good for us.


65. Yes, we can dish it out. No, we can't take it.

Dayton Swim Club

Yep, this one just had to go up. And just so you know a group of us went and took a tour... easily the scariest 20 minutes of my life.

Ray LaMontagne- Empty (BBC FOUR Session)

I love this song.

Thunder Cats

Some things just shouldn't be made into a live action movie.

MASK

Such an underrated 80's cartoon.

Glow In The Dark Tour!

Homecoming

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Yours truly will be attending the Kanye West: Glow in the Dark Tour featuring Rihanna and Lupe Fiasco on June 13th! Word Son!