Friday, October 26, 2007

Intro: Golden Vagina 101

For those of you who are not familiar with the Golden Vagina, let me introduce her. I have only met one my entire life, as they are a dying breed. (Similar to the Unicorn, but different.)

She is mean, soft, can be hateful, can be sweet. She knows what she wants and usually gets it. She is smart and witty and cutting, but not in the literal sense. She is a force to be reckoned with and she has been known to turn one night stands into years long relationships. (Many times the mind, soul, etc. of the human attached to the G.V. is a victim herself. Esp. when intoxicated. The girl is powerless.)

Consider yourselves warned.

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