NYE 2008 was my best New Year Eve's EVER!!!
Let me just give you a clue as to what I mean...
"Dude, go tire her out with your spastic movements."
"I mean, how can you trust your roommate if you don't know what his penis tastes like?"
"There's a drinking consultant AND a life coach!"
"AY oh, I'm tired of usin' technology."
"Wait, did you shower with Stulburg last year?"
"Blue!" "Dude, my name is Moo."
"The Lone Wolf speaks."
"Robbing boners."
"Let's get weird."
"I'll have a... you guys have small penises... #2."
"Why did you order AIDS?" "Because I am a huge asshole."
"Moo's a pretty good self promoter."
"Tell him Jake.............Mazursky is looking fer 'em."
"Happy New Year, Mother Fuckface."
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